During an Exam

"During an Exam"*

*During the final exam, the professor noticed that Billy
Walters kept looking at his hand before writing down
an answer on his test.

This went on throughout the entire exam, leaving
the professor no other choice than to interrogate
the student's test-taking habit.

"Mr. Walters," the professor began. "Is there
something interesting written on your palm?"

"Not at all," Billy replied. "It's all pretty boring."

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"Sleeping Pill"*

*Tom had this problem of getting up late in the
morning and was always late for work. His boss
was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he
didn't do something about it.

So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill
and told him to take it before he went to bed.
Tom slept well and in fact beat, the alarm in the
morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.

"Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!"

"That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"
Received on Tue Mar 30 07:42:03 2010