Beer Stories

"Beer Stories"*

*Three friends are sitting around their favorite pub.
The first guy says "Hey guys, I know this other bar
where you go in and every third drink that you
order, you get the next one free. On top of that,
about 1/4 of the time I go in there, I get 'lucky' "

The second guy says, "That's nothing! I know this
bar where you get every other drink on the house,
and I get lucky there about 1/2 the times that I go in."

The third guy, unimpressed, says, "Hell, I've got you
both beat. I know of a place where you get every
drink on the house and you get 'lucky' EVERY time you go in."

The other two say, "WOW! Where is it?"

The third guy responds with a sigh, "I don't know,
my wife won't tell me."
Received on Mon Mar 8 15:52:14 2010