The 13 Biggest Lies

"The 13 Biggest Lies"

1) The check is in the mail.
2) You get this one and I will pay next time.
3) You look great.
4) Of course, I love you.
5) It is not the money; it is the principle of the thing.
6) However, we can still be good friends.
7) She means nothing to me.
8) Do not worry; I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."
9) Do not worry; he has never bitten anyone.
10) I will call you later.
11) I have never done anything like this before.
12) I am from your government, and I am here to help you.
13) I DO.

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"Rejected Slogans For Fast Food Restaurants"

McDonald's
Still The Best Choice When You Haven't Got Time
for Anything Better!

Starbucks
Now with 0.9% Financing on a Tall Frappucino!

KFC
Open to Suggestions on Keeping the Word "Fried"
Out of Our Name.

Burger King
Ask for it Your Way and Get it Any Way We Make it.

Jack-in-the-Box
We put the dot in E.Coli !

Wendy's
Hey, if Dave Didn't Care About His Cholesterol,
Why Should You?

Taco Bell
Working Around the Clock to Invent New Ways to
Combine the Same Old Five Ingredients.
Received on Thu Jun 24 08:54:03 2010