Anger Management

"Anger Management"*

*Husband says: When I get mad at you,
you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

Wife (redhead) says: I clean the toilet...

Husband says: How does that help?

Wife says: I use your Toothbrush..
    
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"Difference"*

*A man walks up to a woman in a bar and asks
her, "Do you know the difference between a
ham sandwich and a blow-job?"

The woman is somewhat confused and says, "No, I don't."

So the man then asks, "Well then, would you like to have lunch?"
Received on Mon Jun 21 06:10:25 2010