Ways to Drive Your Man Crazy

"Ways to Drive Your Man Crazy"*

*1. Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house.

2. Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.

3. Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.

4. Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he
complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.

5. Stare at his forehead and when he notices,
casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his
mother's side.

6. "Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.

7. Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different
room each time.

8. Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town.

9. Loan his precious cellular phone to a pregnant girlfriend who "needs
it more than he does."

10. Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations."

11. If you live together, have your mother fly in for a month-long visit
unannounced.

12. Reverse his contact lenses in their case.

13. Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow
him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film.

14. Super glue the pages of his Little Black Book together.

15. Give the secret stash of dirty magazines that he
thinks you don't know about to his younger brother, who he hates.
Received on Thu Jun 17 08:52:27 2010