You Must Be Single

"You Must Be Single"*

*A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She
selects some milk, some eggs, a carton of juice,
and a package of bacon. As she unloads her items
at the cash register to pay, a man standing behind
her in line watches her place the four items on the
belt and states with assurance,

"You must be single."

The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and
seeing nothing unusual about her selection says,

"That's right. How on Earth did you know?"

He replies, "Because you're ugly."

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"Ugly Man"*

*An ugly man met an old woman while traveling through a forest.

The old woman said, "You're the ugliest man I ever saw."

"I can't help it," the ugly man said.

"No, I guess not," the woman admitted, "but the least you could do is
stay at home."
Received on Thu Jun 3 20:22:15 2010