Flat Chested

"Flat Chested"*

*A seriously flat-chested woman was elated when
her fairy godmother told her breasts would increase
in size any time a man says "Pardon" to her.

She was walking down the sidewalk the next day
when a man bumped into her. "Pardon me" he
said and her breasts immediately grew one inch.
She was ecstatic.

The next day she was in the grocery store and a
man bumped her with his cart. He begged her
pardon and another inch was added to her breasts.
She was in seventh heaven.

That night she walked into a Chinese restaurant
and collided with an unsighted waiter. He bowed
low to her and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsiness."

The next day, the headline in the newspaper says,
"Chinese Waiter Suffocates Under Massive Mammaries!"
Received on Sat Jul 31 22:29:03 2010