Looks Great

"Looks Great"*

*She had been thinking about coloring her hair. One day
while going through a magazine, she came across an ad
for a hair coloring product featuring a beautiful young
model with hair a shade that she liked.

Wanting a second opinion, she asked her husband, "How
do you think this color would look on a face with a few wrinkles?"

He looked at the picture, crumbled it up, straightened it
out and studied it again. "Just great, hon."

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"Lottery Ticket"*

*I was working on my retirement plan at my desk yesterday
(scratching lottery tickets) when TZ walked up behind me.

"Did we win anything?" he asked.

"What do you mean 'we?'" I answered.

"Do you mean to tell me you wouldn't cut me in on any big winnings?"

"Why would I?"

"You're in my will."

"I doubt that."

"You are!" he exclaimed. "I'm leaving you all of my under-
wear that are too small for me anymore."

"Do you wow your wife with this kind of humor?"

"All the time." he answered.

"And you're still married. The generosity of women never
ceases to amaze me."
Received on Sat Jul 31 22:08:58 2010