Wrong Side

"Wrong Side"*

*A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to
breakfast. On his way there two nuns look at him
and he says, "Good morning sisters". They reply in
a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong
side of the bed this morning."

This stuns the priest who thought he had been very
polite but he just goes on. He encounters a Brother
a little while later along the way and
he says, "Good morning Brother."

The Brother replies in a sing song voice, "You got up
 on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

The priest was very confused at this and goes on. He
gets a little farther and he comes across a fellow
priest and he says, "Good morning Father."

The priest replies in a sing song manner, "You got up
on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

Now the priest was mad. He continues his walk to the
dinning hall not saying a word to anyone. The Bishop
sees him and says, "Father ..."

The young priest was not going to take any more even
from the bishop. He looks at the bishop and says, "No
I did not get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

The bishop looks at him stunned and says, "What?"

The priest realized his mistake and said, "I am sorry
your holiness, what is it you want."

The bishop looks at him and says, "All I was going to
do was ask you why you had on Sister Ann's shoes?"
Received on Sat Jul 31 21:58:58 2010