A Stuck Nut

"A Stuck Nut"*

*One evening a man was at home watching TV and
eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch
them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his
wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her,
a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out
but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper. He called his
wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
worried and decided to go to hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter
came home with her date. After being informed of the
problem, their daughter's date said he could get the
peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down,
then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told
him to blow hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother
and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought
the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and
said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you
think he's going to be when he grows older?"

The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers,...
our son in-law!"
Received on Thu Jan 28 19:55:43 2010