Wedding Confessions

"Wedding Confessions"*

*A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married.
Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had
a confession to make; the reason that they have not been
too intimate is because she is very flat chested. If the guy
wishes to cancel the wedding, it is okay with her. The guy
thought about it for a while, and said he does not mind
she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage.

Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and
said that he also wants to make a confession; he said below
his waist, it is just like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the
marriage, it is okay with him. The girl thought about it for a
while and said that she does not mind, and she also believed
there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage.

They were happy that they were honest with each other.
They went on to Vegas and got married.

On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes; she is
as flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his clothes.
After one glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted
and fell to the floor. When she became conscious, the guy
asked, "I told you before we got married. Why did you still faint?"

The girl said, "You told me it was just like a baby."

The guy replied, "It is! It's weight is 8 pounds and it's 21 inches long."
Received on Wed Jan 27 07:09:52 2010