A Good Fishing Spot

"A Good Fishing Spot"*

*Two friends rented a boat and went fishing in a lake.

The first day, they caught 30 fish. As they were preparing
to go into shore, one man said to the other, "Let's mark
this spot so we can come here again tomorrow."

The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat,
the same guy said, "Did you mark that spot?"

His friend replied, "Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom of the boat."

The first one said, "That was dumb!
What if we don't get the same boat today?"

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"I'll Have One"*

*One rainy evening, my husband Carey and I
emerged from a restaurant only to find that he
had locked the keys in the car. He insisted he
could open the door with a wire coat hanger,
so we went back to the restaurant to get one.
There were none to be found.

Carey then ran to a department store a quarter-
mile away and returned with a coat hanger.

After a few attempts, he got the door open, and
we climbed in. As we sat there, soaked and cold,
Carey stuck the hanger under his seat.

With a smug grin, he said, "Now if this ever
happens again, I'll have this one!"

{He still doesn't know why I laughed so hard that
the water came to my eyes...}
Received on Tue Jan 26 07:14:00 2010