Dental Hygienist

*"Dental Hygienist"

*As a dental hygienist, I had a family come in one
day for cleanings. By the time I was ready for the
 father, he informed me I had a lot to live up to.

His six-year-old daughter kept commenting that a
"very smart lady" was cleaning their teeth today.
The father said she kept going on about my
intelligence until finally he had to ask what she
was basing her opinion on.

The little girl replied, "I heard people in here call
her the Dental High Genius."

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*"Before And After Children"

*BEFORE Children: I was thankful for the opportunity to vacation in
exotic foreign
countries so I could experience a different way of life in a new culture.

AFTER Children: I am thankful to have time to make it all the way down
the driveway to get the mail.

BEFORE Children: I was thankful for the Moosewood Vegetarian cookbook.

AFTER Children: I am thankful for the butterball turkey hotline.

BEFORE Children: I was thankful for a warm, cozy home to share with my
loved ones.

AFTER Children: I am thankful for the lock on the bathroom door.

BEFORE Children: I was thankful for material objects like custom
furniture, a nice car and trendy clothes.

AFTER Children: I am thankful when the baby spits up and misses my good
shoes.

BEFORE Children: I was thankful for my wonderful family.

AFTER Children: I am thankful for my wonderful family.
Received on Mon Jan 25 07:27:33 2010