Musical Butt

"Musical Butt"*

*This fellow wants to be a proctologist, and he wants
to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go
down to the morgue after class at medical school and practice a little.

Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in
his rear! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it and music
starts playing!
". . . On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again..."

Our student really freaks out! He runs and gets the
morgue attendant and drags the poor guy back to the table.

"Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again, ". . . On the road
again....."

The morgue attendant is totally unimpressed.

.."So what?" he says.

"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" the guy asked.

"Are you kidding?" says the morgue attendant, "Any
butt hole can sing country music!"
Received on Mon Jan 11 07:29:08 2010