Occupation

"Occupation"*

*A woman walks into her accountant's office and
tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The
accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security
number, etc. and then asks, "What is your
occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a wh0re."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That
will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "Okay, I'm a prostitute."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman
says, "I'm a chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming
have to do with being a wh0re or a prostitute?"

The woman replied, "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year!
Received on Sat Jan 9 10:47:56 2010