How to drive Men crazy

"How to drive them crazy: Men"*

*1. Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. (Hide them
well.)

2. Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.

3. Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.

4. Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently
suggest that he's gained a few pounds.

5. Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is
any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.

6. "Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.

7. Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different
room each time.

8. Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town.

9. Loan his precious cellular phone to a pregnant girlfriend who "needs
it more than he does."

10. Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations."

11. If you live together, have your mother fly in for a month-long visit
unannounced.

12. Reverse his contact lenses in their case.

13. Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a
camera to capture his "sinking" on film.

14. Super-glue the pages of his Little Black Book together.

15. Give the secret stash of dirty magazines that he thinks you don't
know about to his younger brother, who he hates.
Received on Tue Jan 5 23:47:29 2010