How To Catch A Man

"How To Catch A Man"*

*Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with
a small package and a large bird cage. She was
gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend,
Liz, never saw Sally looking so sad.

Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of
days. Glad you got back okay...but you look so sad. Why??"

Sally, "Cause I just can't get a man."

Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the
woods cause I needed something there that would
get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls.
I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

Liz, "So, how's that going help you get a man?"

Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to
have a good pair of hoo-ters."
Received on Thu Feb 25 08:19:43 2010