But Actually

"But Actually"*

*A guy and a girl go on a date and are parked on
a back road some distance from town. Things are
getting hot and heavy when she stops him.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but
I'm actually a hooker and I charge $80 for sex," she says.

He stares at her for a couple of seconds, shrugs,
gives her four twenties and goes for it.

Later, he's smoking a cigarette and looking out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" she asks.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm
actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $100."
Received on Thu Feb 25 08:17:28 2010