The Blondes' Revenge

"The Blondes' Revenge"*

** Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
          It matches their mustache.

* What's black, blue, and brown and lying in a ditch?
          A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

* What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
          No one else wants it!

* What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
        The invitation.

* Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
        So brunettes can remember them.

* What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
       Invisible.

* What's a brunette's mating call?
       "Has the blonde left yet?"

* What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
       A hostage

* Who makes bras for brunettes?
      Fisher-Price

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"Lighthouses"*

*I was in Las Vegas a short while ago, and had a very
amusing experience. While getting gas, two young
women in a convertible pulled in. They pulled up next
to us and asked us where the light houses were.

"Lighthouses?" I asked.

"Yes lighthouses. We are new to Las Vegas and just
can't seem to find them," The driver replied.

Curious, and knowing that Las Vegas is no where
near the ocean, I asked, "Why are you looking for lighthouses?"

"Oh, there are so many good paying jobs for lighthouses
here in the paper. But most want you to appear in person,"
the passenger answered while pointing to several ads.

I stopped pumping my gas and walked over to see the ad.

You can imagine their disappointment when I read the
ads and explained that it was for "light house keeping."
Received on Sun Feb 21 20:00:46 2010