Circumcised

"Circumcised"*

*A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the
class was squirming around, scratching his crotch,
and not paying attention. She went back to find out
what was going on.

He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he
had just recently been circumcised and he was quite
itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's
office, he was to telephone his mother and ask her
what he should do about it.

He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was
a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to
investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his
'private part' hanging out.

'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.

'I did, ' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick
it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school!'
Received on Mon Feb 1 11:36:43 2010