Drugs, And Their Effects

"Drugs, And Their Effects II"

ALCOHOL
How you think you behave:
Like the life of the party. You are sexy, funny and
everybody likes you.
 
How you actually behave :
Like the death of the party. Your behavior gets
progressively worse as you tell more and more
crass jokes, insult the bartender, spill your drink
and make a pass at your best friend's date.
 
Likelihood of getting 'lucky':
90%...Your sexual standards drop dramatically with
each consecutive drink. If surrounded by others
whose standards are also lowered, then your
chances are pretty good.
 
How you feel in the morning :
Who did I insult? Where is my car? Why did I sleep
with someone from the office? I've never felt this
bad before. This is absolutely the last time.
 
Embarrassment rating :
11/10...Not only are you stupid, you are sloppy.
Everyone recognizes this, except you.

COCAINE
How you think you behave:
You are smart, irresistible and want to "do lunch"
with everyone.
 
How you actually behave :
Like an annoying know-it-all who would sell his
soul to the devil.
 
Likelihood of getting 'lucky':
80%...It may be a Jedi Mind Trick, but when you
sincerely believe you are so irresistible, some clueless
and insecure type may actually fall for it.
 
How you feel in the morning :
Like the apeman.
 
Embarrassment rating :
0/10 if there's more coke in the drawer. 9/10 if there isn't.
Received on Thu Dec 30 09:59:53 2010