"Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men"*
*- A Christmas tree is always erect.
- Even small ones give satisfaction.
- A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
- A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit.
- A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
- A Christmas tree has cute balls.
- You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out.
- You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
- It's always there to light up your life.
- It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.
- It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.
- If it needles you, you can toss it out.
- It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.
Received on Fri Dec 24 07:50:23 2010
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