On The Wall

"On The Wall"*

*Cynthia was at her blonde friend’s house the other day, and she said,

“You know, I have to ask, why do you have a full
portrait of yourself above your bathroom sink?”

To which the blonde replied, “So I don'ts have to buy a new mirror.”

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"Copping ‘tude"*

*The highway patrolman was sitting behind the
billboard eating a donut when he saw a blonde
running by with a bicycle.

He stopped her and said, “Miss, why are you
running alongside that bicycle?”

To which the blonde replied, “It’s going too fast to get on!”
Received on Thu Dec 16 22:29:59 2010