Wacky Quacky Solution

"Wacky Quacky Solution"*

*A young doctor had moved out to a small community
to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent
suggested the young one accompany him on his
rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.

At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a
little sick to my stomach." The older doctor said, "Well,
you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not
cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if
that does the trick?"

As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even
examine that woman. How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?"

"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope
on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I
noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was
what was probably making her sick."

"Huh," the younger doctor said, "Pretty clever. I think I'll try
that at the next house."

Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes
talking with an elderly woman. She complained that she
just didn't have the energy she once did. "I'm feeling terribly
run down lately."

"You've probably been doing too much work for the church,"
the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back
a bit and see if that helps."

As they left, the elder doc said, "Your diagnosis is almost
certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?"

"Well, just like you at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope.
When I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed."
Received on Thu Dec 9 15:19:40 2010