"Picture Perfect"*
*A certain Senator was sitting in his attorney's office.
His lawyer said, "Do you want the bad news first or the
terrible news?"
"Give me the bad news first," said the Senator.
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" asked the Senator incredulously.
"I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
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