Golfers Anonymous

"Golfers Anonymous"*
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Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed
fell head over heels for her. When they discovered
they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed
was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out
when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed
had taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants,
concerts, movies, and museums.

Ed became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his
soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better
than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their
first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy to a
fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting
for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very
much in love with you.

I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues
to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket
and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn
you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf. I read about golf.
I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe
golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better
say so now!"

Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that
certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and
I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with
each other, you need to know that about the last five
years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see," Ed replied. He looked down at the table,
and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought then he
added. "You know, it's probably just because you're not
keeping your wrists straight when you tee off!"
Received on Tue Aug 31 23:58:39 2010