Poker Night

"Poker Night"*

*A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar
voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.

'We need a fourth for poker,' said the friend.

'I'll be right over,' whispered the doctor.

As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, 'Is it serious?'

'Oh yes, quite serious,' said the doctor gravely.
'In fact, there are three doctors there already!'

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"Don't Blame The Doc, Doc"*

*A patient was waiting nervously in the examination
room of a famous specialist.

"So who did you see before coming to me?" asked the doctor.

"My local General Practitioner."

"Your GP?" scoffed the doctor. "What a waste of
time. Tell me, what sort of useless advice did he give you?"

"He told me to come and see you."
Received on Tue Aug 31 23:55:45 2010