Little Johnny and Friends

"Little Johnny and Friends"*

*Little Johnny was sitting on his backyard swing set with
some of his sixth grade schoolmates one Saturday when
they started to tell some jokes to each other.

Little Susie started off by saying, "Knock, knock?"

Everyone answered, "Who's there?"

Susie says, "Boo!"

Everyone replied, "Boo who?"

To which Susie said, "Why are you all crying?" and
everyone broke out laughing.

At this point, Little Johnny got up and started into his
joke, "Hey, did you all hear about the prostitute who
got fingered by Captain Hook?"

Immediately, Johnny's mother, who was nearby
watering the roses and had heard Johnny start off,
came rushing over and shouted, "All right Johnny!
That's enough! In fact, all of you kids can go home
now. Leave, please."

The following Saturday, Johnny again invited his friends
over, this time to play some video games. During a lull
in the action, Johnny said to everyone, "You know, there's
a rumor going around that a busload of prostitutes will be
leaving in the morning for that big gold find up in Alaska,
and they say..."

This time again, Johnny's mother was in the kitchen and
came stomping in after having heard him. She said
demandingly as she gathered his friends together and
shuffled them towards the door, "Okay kids, it's getting
late. All of you will have to leave now."

Little Johnny was puzzled and yelled back at them, "Hey!
Hold on, hold on! There's still plenty of time 'cause the
bus doesn't leave till morning!"
Received on Tue Aug 31 23:44:58 2010