A New Movie

"Songwriter"*

*"Hey, Bob! You say you're a songwriter?" Andy said.

"I sure am. Why, I've written songs for Michael Jackson,
Faith Hill, Ricky Martin, Madonna, Bruce, Lady Gaga..."
Bob said, modestly.

"Wow! Have all those stars sung your songs?"

"Well, actually, I didn't say they sang any of them. I
just said I wrote songs for them."

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"A New Movie"*
*{From the Archives}

A top movie producer was discussing his new project, an
action docudrama about famous composers with several top stars.

Stallone, Schwartzenegger and Van Damme were present.
The producers really desired the box office 'oomph' of these
three, so they were prepared to allow them to select what
famous composers they would portray.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would
love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme,
"I'll play him."

The producers were pleased.
"Sounds splendid. But who do you want to be, Arnold?"

"I'll be Bach."
Received on Mon Aug 9 09:35:20 2010