Counterfeit Notes

"Bank Phone"*

*One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones
and put callers through to the right person.

When a customer called one day asking to speak
with a bank representative, I said,

"Of course, Sir. What is it about exactly?"

Dryly, he replied, "It's about money."

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"Counterfeit Notes"*

*A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to
pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small
hick Southern town. So, he got into his new wheels
and off he went.

He found a tiny town with a single store. He entered
the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the
man behind the counter. "Can you change this for
me, please?" he said.

The store clerk looked at the $18 bill a short time,
then smiled and told the man, "Sure, Mister. Ya'll
want 2 nines, or 3 sixes?"
Received on Sat Aug 7 08:38:16 2010