Asking The Time

"Asking The Time"*

*A blonde is walking down the street and stops
a man to ask for the time.

The man, looking at his watch, helpfully responds,
"Why, certainly! The time is now four o'clock."

The blonde scratches her head and says, "You know,
it's really weird. I've been asking people that question
all day long, and each time I get a different answer!"

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"Keeping Cool"*

*In the office where I work, there is a constant battle
between our technical-support director and customer-
service personnel over the room temperature.

The frustrated director, trying to get us to understand his
position, announced one afternoon, "We need to keep
the temperature below seventy-five degrees or the
computers will overheat."

Thinking this was just another excuse, one of my shivering
colleagues retorted, "Yeah, right! So how did they keep
the computers from overheating before there was air conditioning?"
Received on Fri Aug 6 08:01:10 2010