First Date

"First Date"*

*Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out
for a date. I know you went out with him last week,
and I wanted to talk with you about him before I
give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I will tell you. He shows up at my apartment
punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a Gentleman in a
fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he
takes me downstairs, and what is there but a luxury car,
a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.

Then he takes me out for dinner, a marvelous dinner,
lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.
Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I
enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!

So then we are coming back to my apartment and he
turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off
my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! So you are telling me
I should not go out with him?"

Edna: "No, no, no. I am just saying, wear an old dress."
Received on Thu Aug 5 08:51:29 2010