Speeding

"Good News Driver"*

*A woman phones up her husband at work,

"I´ve got some good news and some bad news for you dear."

"I´m sorry honey," he says, "I´m up to my neck
in work today and I´m totally stressed, so just
give me the good news, OK?"

"Well," she says, "the air bags work... "

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"Speeding"*

*A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles
an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman
following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up
speed. When she looked back again, their were two
motorcycles following her.

She shot up to 90 miles. The next time she looked around,
there were three cops following her.

Suddenly, she spotted a gas station looming ahead. She
screeched to a stop and ran into the ladies' room. Ten
minutes later, she innocently walked out.

The three cops were standing there waiting for her.

Without batting an eye, she said coyly, "I'll bet none of
you thought I would make it."
Received on Sun Aug 1 08:23:50 2010