A Hunting Miracle

*"New Deputy"

*There was a sheriff looking for a new deputy, and
a Redneck went in to apply for the job.

"OK," said the sheriff, "What is 1+1?"

The redneck thought for a minute, and finally said, "11."

The sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter T?"

The redneck said, "That's easy, Today and Tomorrow."

The sheriff said, "Now the last question, who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

The redneck thought really hard, and at last said, "I don't know."

The sheriff smiled and said, "Well, why don't you go home and work on that."

So the redneck went home and his wife asked him how it went.
The redneck replied, "Great! He already put me on a murder case!"

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"A Hunting Miracle"*

*Three men go duck hunting one day. Two of them are
inundated with stories from the third about his "great"
duck hunting abilities.

After a few hours the first two men have bagged a
couple of ducks each, but the braggart hasn't taken a
shot. They question him on this, so he agrees to show
his shooting abilities at the next opportunity.

A few moments later, one lone duck comes flying by. As
promised, the braggart stands up and squeezes off one
shot. The duck keeps flying!

"Gentlemen, you have just witnessed a miracle," says
the braggart pointing at the receding duck, "for there
flies a dead duck."
Received on Wed Oct 28 10:59:22 2009