Religion In Government

"Religion In Government"*

*A couple was touring the capitol in Washington,
DC, and the guide pointed out a tall, benevolent
gentleman as the congressional chaplain.

The lady asked, "What does the chaplain do?
Does he pray for the Senate or House?"

The guide answered,, "No, he gets up, looks at
the Congress, then prays for the country!"

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"General Meal"*

*Two lions escaped from a zoo near Washington, D.C.,
and took off in separate directions. Weeks later, they
ran into each other in the middle of the night.

"I'm having a terrible time getting food," the first lion
said. "How have you been getting along?"

"Just fine," the second lion said. "I found a good hiding
place in the Pentagon. I eat one general a week. It'll
be years before they notice that anyone is missing."
Received on Sun Oct 18 08:07:04 2009