City Slick Chick

"Cadillac, Ford, Plymouth"*

*Fred was telling his friend how his uncle tried
to make a new car for himself... "so he took
wheels from a Cadillac, a radiator from a Ford,
some tires and fenders from a Plymouth..."

"Holy Cow," interrupted his friend, "What did he end up with?"

And Fred replied, "Two years and probation."

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"City Slick Chick"*

*"Oh, what a funny looking cow," said the sweet
young thing from Atlanta, visiting a farm for the
first time. "Why doesn't it have any horns?"

"Well, there are many reasons why a cow doesn't
have horns," answered the farmer. "Some are
born without horns and don't get any until they're
much older. Others are de-horned when they're
young. Still other breeds just don't have any at all."

The farmer paused for a moment. "But the chief
reason this cow doesn't have any horns is because it's a horse."
Received on Fri Oct 16 08:32:34 2009