Caveman Tech Support

"Caveman Tech Support"*

*The tech support problem dates back to long
before the industrial revolution, when primitive
tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:

Fire help. Me Groog.

Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.

You have flint and stone?

Ugh.

 You hit them together?

 Ugh.

 What happen?

 Fire not work.

 (sigh) Make spark?

 No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.

 *sigh* You change rock?

 I change nothing.

 You sure?

 Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak
in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Only
small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.

 *Groog grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*

*WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM*
*WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM*

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"Guidance"*

*A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly
he hears a deep voice: DIG!
He looks around: nobody's there. I am having
hallucinations, he thinks.

Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG!
So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare
hands, and after some inches, he finds a
small chest with a rusty lock.

The deep voice says: OPEN!
OK, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He
finds a rock with which to destroy the lock, and
when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.

The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO!
Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the
man takes the chest and walks to the casino.

The deep voice says: ROULETTE!
So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of
roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables,
where the players gaze at him with disbelief.

The deep voice says: 27!
He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27.
The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet when
the croupier throws the ball. The ball stays at the 26.

The deep voice says: Ooops!
Received on Tue Nov 17 07:06:58 2009