Car Names

"Hot Air"*

*A speaker was having a little difficulty starting his speech.

All of a sudden someone in the audience shouted:
"Tell 'em all you know. It will only take a minute."

"I'll tell them all we both know," shot back the
speaker. "It won't take any longer."

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"Car Names"*

*Five Belgians in an Audi Quattro arrive at the French border.

The French Customs agent stops them and tells them:
"It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."

"Oh, no, Quattro is just the name of the automobile.
Look at the papers: This car is designed to carry 5 persons."

"You can't pull that one on me," replies the French customs agent.
"Quattro means 4!"

"Oh, you are so stupid! Call your supervisor over!"

"He can't come. He's busy with the 2 guys in the Fiat Uno."
Received on Mon Nov 16 07:19:38 2009