Woman's Wows

"Woman's Wows"*

*I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't
want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest
will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.

I don't mind the dust bunnies because... They are
very good company, I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every
creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons
and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because... I don't
want to get in God's way, He is an excellent designer.

I don't put things away because. My husband will
never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to
make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because... I choose to believe them
when they say "Permanent Press."

I don't stress much on anything because... "A Type"
personalities die young and I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty old woman!
Received on Tue Nov 10 06:26:16 2009