The Blonde and the Cell Phone

"Old Harold"*

*I was having trouble with my computer. So I called
Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold
clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he
was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
"An, ID ten T error? What's that .. in case I need to fix it again?"

Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote down: *I D 1 0 T

*I used to like Harold.

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"The Blonde and the Cell Phone"*

*My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an
appointment. She arrived, and I could tell from
her voice that she was getting frustrated.

Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone
with me. And now I can't find it!"

I replied, "Aren't you talking on it!?"

There was a solid period of stunned silence as
the reality of the situation sank in - followed by,
"You are NOT going to tell anybody about this!"
Received on Thu Nov 5 06:49:59 2009