Poisonous

"Poisonous"*

*Two snakes were out taking a stroll when one
turns to the other and asks, "Mom, are we poisonous?"

"Why yes we are," says the second.

Again the first snake asks, "Are you sure we're poisonous?"

"Yes, we are very poisonous."

Again the snake asked, "Are we really really poisonous?"

"Yes, we are really really poisonous. In fact we're
the most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"

"Eh... I just bit my lip!"

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"All About Growing Up As A Camel"*

*A mother and baby camel are talking one day when
the baby camel asks, "Mom, why have I got these
huge three toed feet?"

The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across
the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."

"OK," said the son.

A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I
got these great long eyelashes?"

"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on
the trips through the desert."

"Thanks Mom," replies the son.

After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom,
why have I got these great big humps on my back??"

The mother, now a little impatient with the son replies,
"They are there to help us store water for our long treks
across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."

"That's great Mom, so we have huge feet to stop us
sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our
eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom..."

"Yes, son?"

"Why the heck are we in the San Diego zoo?"
Received on Sun May 31 06:51:17 2009