Blonde in Italy

"Blonde Pilot"*

*A blonde is on board a small two- seater plane
when suddenly the pilot dies.

Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams.

Ground control receives her call for help and answers
back: "Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just
do as I say. First, I need you to give me your height and position."

"I'm 5 foot 2 and sitting in the front seat!"

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"Blonde in Italy"*

*On a spring break trip to Italy, my friends and I were
standing just inside St. Peter's Basilica, the second
largest church in the world. The tour guide explained,
"This church is so large that no man on earth could
hit a baseball from one end to the other, not Lou
Gehrig, Babe Ruth, or even Mark McGuire."

My group stared in silence at the beautiful marble
sculptures, intricate paintings, and glorious mosaics
all around the enormous building.

Then one girl interrupted the silence with an
astonished question: "You mean, they actually let
them hit baseballs in here?"
Received on Fri May 1 07:41:03 2009