Attraction of Deception

"Attraction of Deception"*

*A wife happily back home and breaks good news to
her husband, "Remember those 'not tonight honey I
have headache' I have been having all these years?
Well, they are gone."

"No more headaches?" the amazed husband inquires,
"How is that, my darling wife?"

His wife replies, "I had mercy on you, so I took advice
from Manisha and went to a hypnotist. He told me to
stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I
do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I
do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches
are all gone. Good for you."

The husband replies, "Well, we are back in game that
is wonderful."

His wife then says, "You know, you have not been exactly
a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why do
not you go see my hypnotist and see if he can do something
for that chill in you?"

The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the
husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife
and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed
and says, "Do not move, I will be right back."

He goes into the bathroom, comes back a few minutes later
in the bedroom, jumps on top of her, and makes a passionate
love to his wife like never before.

His wife exclaims, "My love that was delightful!"

The husband says again, "Let's continue, and do not move!
I will be right back."

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back for round two
and by golly it was even more exciting than the first time.

The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

Her husband again says, "Do not move, I will be right back."

With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife
quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom to see the
hypnotic therapy, she sees him standing at the mirror naked
and saying, "She is not my wife. She is not my wife. She is
not my wife!"
Received on Tue Mar 24 07:40:08 2009