Serenity Prayer for Work

"Serenity Prayer for Work"*

*Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
change, The courage to change the things I cannot
accept, And the wisdom to hide the evidence that I
have been using company property for personal
purposes, including circulating my resume, searching
for more rewarding and satisfying work.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they maybe connected to the butt that I may
have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work.... 12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday,
5% on Fridays.

And help me to remember..... When I'm having a really
bad day, and it seems that people are working on my
last Good Nerve, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

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"Stress Relief"*

*Picture yourself near a stream.

Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.

Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place.

You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world."

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air
with a cascade of serenity.

The water is clear.

You can easily make out the face of the person
whose head you're holding under the water.

Look. It's the person who caused you all this stress in the first place.

What a pleasant surprise. You let them up... just for
a quick breath... then plop!...back under they go...

You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.
Received on Mon Mar 23 07:04:22 2009