Fishing Blondes

"I Can't Do That"*

*A police officer pulls over this guy who's been
weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to
 the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to
blow into this breath-analyzer tube."

The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am
an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station
to give a blood sample."

"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do
that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then, we need a urine sample."

"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also
a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."

"All right, then I need you to come out here and
walk this white line."

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

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"Fishing Blondes"*

*Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding
fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden
comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and
says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.

"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses."
said the Game Warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't
fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines
and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure
enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the
end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it,"
said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want."
And with that, the Game Warden left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the
three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What
a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the
other two, "doesn't he know that there are steel-head
trout in this river?!"
Received on Thu Mar 19 07:25:39 2009