Making the Grade

"Internet v/s G~d"*

*1] G~d knows everything. Internet knows everything.

2] G~d can't be seen, only its effect can be. Internet can't be seen,
only its effect can be.

3] G~d is everywhere. Nowadays Internet is also everywhere.

4] Pursuit of G~d needs time/money/dedication. Same with Internet.

CONCLUSION: Internet is G~d!

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"Making the Grade"*

*A college graduate applied for a job at the Central Intelligence Agency...

Together, with several other applicants, he was
iven a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.

As soon as the young man was alone, he stepped
into an empty hallway and opened the packet.

Inside, a message read:

"You're our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor."
Received on Wed Mar 18 08:00:33 2009