Pearls of Wisdom II

Pearls of Wisdom II"*

** Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you do not have a good partner, you had better have a good hand.

* I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were too small.

* Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

* Q: What is an Australian kiss?
  A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

* A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

* Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
  A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife does not.

* Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
  A: Breasts do not have eyes.

* Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed," many men
still sleep with their wives.
Received on Wed Mar 11 08:00:46 2009