Attitude

"Attitude"

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident.
He became very depressed because he had loved to play
Golf and do lots of things that took two arms.

One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide.
He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to
jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and
saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels.

He looked closer and saw that this man did not have any
arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here
feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do
things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping
down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life.

He hurried down and caught up with the man with no
arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because
he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless
and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for
saving his life and he knew he could make it with one
arm if that guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing, whistling, and
kicking up his heels again.

He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

He said, "I am NOT happy. My balls itch!"
Received on Thu Mar 5 07:37:12 2009