Pig Farmer

"Pig Farmer"*

*A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig.
When he approached the pig farmer, he asked
for a 25 pound pig. The pig farmer put the pig's
tail in his mouth and bobbed his head up and
down. He then told the city slicker that the pig
was too heavy - it was 30 pounds.

The city slicker told the farmer he didn't believe
that was the way to weigh pigs.

The farmer called his son over and asked him to
weigh the pig. The son put the pig's tail in his
mouth, bobbed his head a couple of times and
said the pig weighed 30 pounds.

The city slicker said the farmer and his son were
putting him on. The farmer told his son to go get
his mother and have her come out and weigh the pig.

The son went into the house and after a few
minutes came out telling the father that the
mother was busy weighing the mailman.
Received on Wed Jun 24 05:57:58 2009