The 11th Commandment

"The 11th Commandment"*

*During President Clinton era, G~d, His Faithful Son,
the Pope and Moses and His Messenger Gabriel
had a very important meeting.

They were troubled by the President of the United
States' inappropriate behavior. They decided that
the only viable course of action left was to create
an 11th Commandment to get their message across to him.

The problem they faced was how to word this new
commandment so that it equaled the other
commandments in style and holy inspiration. After
great meditation and discussion, they concluded
that number 11 should read:

"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
Received on Mon Jun 22 09:40:28 2009